You know you're a mother when...

Your kids think that they are the only ones who sleep, get sick,like sweets, likes their shirt being used as tissue, i could go on and on and on.  Oh and did I mention that they think moms are not allowed to get sick.  And can you all tell that YES I am sick right now.  Why do I always end up the sickest on the days that my husband works from dawn to dusk?